You know you are driving in the Emirates if

1. You are not surprised that there is a major accident every day and as a result you are stuck in traffic, daily.


2. You've just been overtaken by a 12-year-old driving a Ferrari from the hard shoulder.


3. You are in the slow lane doing 120 but a white bus from the 60-ies 3 inches behind you is flashing its headlights.


4. There are about 4 children jumping around in the tank sized 4x4 in the lane next to you


5. One of them is sticking his head out of the sunroof.


6. You don't know if other cars have drivers in. Their windows are tinted pitch black.


7. You have a feeling that as a result of some value engineering, vehicles do not come with indicators.


8. You have seen a bus on its roof.... yeah, its roof.


9. Duct tape is a perfectly normal way to hold a bumper together.


10. You now know headlights CAN be brighter than the sun.


11. Every driver, persuming you can see them is on the phone, eating, reading a newspaper.